Tuesday, 18 December 2012

Delhi , HOT Spot ?

Earth was once called the "Planet of Apes" , Just after a few cases it could very well be labelled as a "Planet of Rapes" , Well , I am talking about the increased cases of India  ..

Just when we think , "Thats it ! Our city , our metro has improved , the security is enough for women to feel safe" , a sad piece of news is already doing the rounds.

According to official statistics, 572 rapes were reported in Delhi last year. Police say they have registered 635 rape cases this year. So the improvement ship has already sailed.

Three-Monkeys-Fourth-Damini-Rape

Seems .. Gandhi ji forgot to give us a fourth monkey covering his crotch and saying "Do Not Rape"..
Gandhi_Ji_Laathi_Rape
 

Rape Cases Go Unnoticed

What adds salt to the wound is a Stupid political or a community's statement after grave incidents ..
The way women dress , The food men eat , The western lifestyle everything is blamed but MEN aren't ..

To all the dumbf*cks , a women doesn't dress for you , You don't even matter to her ..


Dressing blamed for Rapes

Nor eating this would make you want to rape them ..



It is the upbringing that is so cheap , You can't get them no worries take it forcibly ..
The problem is not a economic or region based ... The rich the poor , Delliwallah outside people it can be anybody .. Moreover the law and the repercussions aren't so horrifying to stop the cheap Romeoes , there are now discussions about death sentence to the alleged , lets see how that would shape out in practicality .




Ye Public Sab Janti Hai ? ..


Bus Damini Raped

Delhi's transport system is unique , Blue line killed the people walking on the streets and now Green line is raping the ones inside them ..
That is the map of the recent rape of the 23 year old medical girl , Now as a Delhite you all must know how much busy this route is ..Is it possible that no one from the public noticed something fishy in that moving bus?

"Mind your own business" doesn't apply here folks .. It is ok you are not a hero to go alone and beat the Rapists alone , but use your brain .. Call the cops or gather 5 or 6 from the crowd with you to oppose those men , they are rapists they won't be equipped with ammo , moreover you would save an innocent girl ...

Be alert people , Delhi police just says "With You , for you , Always" rest you know ..
If only our Police was as well equipped to handle crime as they are in handling protests .. !!


Its not that only Delhi is the city of rapes , there are numerous cases in the country but most of them go unnoticed . Delhi doesn't rape , sick bastards do .. They can be anywhere !! A rape is a rape..be it in a moving bus or anywhere ..1000 of rapes are reported everyday in India ..wish each of them get the same attention..

 If you are so Desperate , throw in some bucks .. Not everyone is for sale .. !!


Do Not Rape


As a guy , Now I can feel those judgmental eyes that would check me out when I will walk down the street tomorrow .. Those few men have raped the respect of the millions of other guys  In true sense it is ...

                                         Men raping Men ..

Mind your ways or that day isn't far when like birds , Girls also would fly out of your reach from your mere appearance .. Stand up , Stop the rapists ..





And on the punishment ..
There was much more than a rape , even a rape is gruesome enough act to hang the person.. They assaulted her , damaged her ribs , small intestine .. Hanging would be under rated.. I demand castration..


Friday, 14 December 2012

What 2013 has in store for Movie Buffs

New Year , a year when Someone would start his schooling , Someone would become an adult , Someone would expect his promotion , Someone would make his wedding plans or someone would fill out the divorce papers ... Lets face it , Some systems would start running even faster while other might just hang . 2013 would be great for some and make others bend over.


If the world is a computer , then a New Year can be called a F5 hit by God .. 
*For girls F5 is used to refresh the system*

In a crappy world only three Ms stand by us all the time ... Mom , Music and Movies ..
Really these three ingredients if used effectively , can make the bumpiest phases of life like a walk in the park

Well , This post is dealing with the last M , The Movies .. My way of saying you "Happy New Year" ..

Lets look at the big franchise movies knocking the doors of your theaters .. Plan your year or at least live with the hope of watching them .. An excuse to welcome 2013 ...

First of all lets talk about the awaited movies that can probably release this year ..


Dhoom 3 in 2013

      
Dhoom 3 .. Like every year , Bollywood is hopeful of having the speed based thriller back on ..
 Then there is Pirates of Caribbeans 5 , Jurassic Park 4 , Tintin 3 , Tron 3 , The Expendables 3 ,Sherlock Holmes 3 , Scream 5 , Real Steel 2 , Kung Fu Panda 3 *A lot of 3s I know*


The poster of Jurassic Park 4

Well , these are the expected ones .. Lets see the ones with an announced release date ..

January , 2013

Texas Chainsaw and Massacre , Yes Hollywood starts the new year with blood and violence that too in 3D
Bollywood is offering "Matru Ki Bijli Ka Mandola" and Race 2 in the opening month ...

Race_2_Hot_Deepika


The music of Race 2 is already on the mind of the Youth , Yes the "Party on My Mind" song has captured the eyeballs of all . All the actors , Deepika , Jacquline , Saif and John Abraham are looking hot for crying out loud . 

Hot_Race_2_Party_On_My_Mind
 

February , 2013


Die Hard 5

Yes , The 5 installment is ready to take your breath away this valentines day , A Good Day to Die Hard , 14th Feb. Back In home we have the Bhatt camp coming up with Murder 3 



Sunny Leone in Murder 3

and Special 26 starring Akshay Kumar as a fake CBI officer with Anupam Kher..


Akshay_Hot_Special_26



March , 2013 

G.I.Joe part 2 is coming all guns blazing at you this month , in hindi film cinema only big flick is Saheb , Biwi aur Ganster Returns ...



The Rock in Films

 


April , 2013 


Scary Movie 5 and Ek Thi Dayaan having Emraan and Konkana Sen Sharma as leads ..



Emraan Hashmi Starrar Ek Thi Daayan













May , 2013 


May is one of the biggest month for Hollywood films as Iron Man 3 , Hangover 3 , Star Trek 2 and Fast and Furious 6 steps into the ring where as hindi film industry has Ranbir Deepika starrer Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani and Shootout at wadala coming out ..



Iron Man 3 Latest



June , 2013 


Superman Man of Steel takes away the June with style ...





July , 2013

Despicable 2 , this comedy family picture is due in July with Disney's The Lone Ranger *Starring Johnny Depp* , Grown Ups 2 , Smurfs 2 and Wolverine 2 .. 





Jhonny Depp Latest

August , 2013 


Robocop , Red 2 and Percy Jackson 2 will hit the screen half past the 2013 ..




October , 2013 


The month would be erotically scary with Paranormal activity 5 and Sunny Leone in Ragini MMS 2 ..

November , 2013 


Belonging to the superheroes Thor 2 and Kkrish 3 ...



The offcial Thor 2 Poster


December , 2013 

The Hobbit 2 and P.K of Amir Khan and Anushka Sharma ..



The hobbit 2


Its gonna be a one hell of a year , When surviving gets tough find an escape route through some of the brilliance mentioned above .. Happy New Year of Cinema ..


Sunday, 9 December 2012

First Impression : Debutants of 2012

                         No , Not the Cricket newbies ... 
                        Neither the Rajya Sabha bench Warmers ...
Lets just say I am Not gonna talk about the Non-Performing domain

This year went very well for the Hindi film industry , many worth 100 Cr. products were launched in the theaters *Including Ek Tha Tiger , Almost Kissed the 200 Cr. Mark* ..


What was special this year ? .. Leave the Khans out of it , Their name fetch the audience ..


My point is this year there were some path breaking movies made , experimentation , the technique and all other aspect getting an upgrade .. Fresh talent brought a fresh air in the Bollywood industry .. Today , *The day you are reading it* I am gonna talk about the fresh face on-screen , the debut Actors of 2012 ...

First and Foremost , the couple from Vicky Donor *Apologies to their parents , On-screen couple*


The very well know VJ Ayushman Khurana broke the stereotype and did a time travel to the big screen , and What to say about the gorgeous bong he romanced with in the film , The actress that was googled as "Actress of Vicky Donor" now is dreamed by a thousand romeos .. Yammi Gautam .. 

Vicky Donor Actress
The muahfad Punjabi and the gorgeous Bong were candy to eyes ..

The content was also great and eventually the 20 Cr. investment brought back atleast 60 Cr. of revenues ..

Next came the most awaited debutant of all time , Well her movies were all hit and most of you must have watched them before but this time she was wearing clothes in them *A bit of them* .. Yes to cast a shadow on Sunny Deol's first name , our very own Sunny Leone , Mahesh Bhatt went in to the Bigg Boss house to offer her the lead role for Jism 2 .. She played a pornstar in the film , so I can say she was in the character ... 



Sunny Leone Hot JISM
Took a lot of time to find a decent pic of the movie ..


Going by the date of release , the second one making a mark was Arjun Kapoor and Parineeti Chopra ..

The "Aafton ke Parinde" as the film showed them turned out to be pretty noticeable and the film was a Hit .. Although technically it was not a debut for Parineeti but as a lead actress Ishaqzaade was dear to her ..

Cute Parineeti Chopra
The Ishaqzaades


Next came the debutant that urgently should be married , no she is not the only girl in the world but her last name sounds a bit creepy , Yes you guessed it right Diana Penty .. *Always keep in mind there must come a red line under her surname* ...


Hot Diana Penty
Diana Penty , the only part of the movie where she looks confident

Some might say it was a wrong selection for her to step in to the ring with Deepika Padukone but "Tumhi Ho Bandu , Sakha Tumhi  Ho" was all she needed to make an impact , The Cocktail actress certainly appeal to the audience as an Indian Meera .. The film also grossed 75 Cr. for crying out loud .. *All Thanks to Honey Singh*


Your first film collect over a 100 Cr. precisely 120 Cr. . A dream debut ? Not exactly ,   Just like Diana Penty , Iliana D'cruz agreed to start with a established actress aside . But the Barfi newcomer payed a hefty price as she was not given much of attention because of the brilliance of Priyanka and Ranbir ..


Ranbir Cute Barfi
Iliana D'cruz went a little unnoticed because of Priyanka Chopra ..


Then there were quite a brilliant actors in Gangs of Wasseypur , but all were character actors not lead ..


To conclude the year came the "Debutantes of the Year" .. Yes the trio of "Student of the Year" ..



Hot Alia Varun Sidharth Malhotra
The hottest trio to make a debut in 2012 , Student of the Year

The Karan Directorial had something for both the genders , The girls got Sidhart Malhotra and Varun Dhawan and the guys were just face flat on Alia Bhatt .. The film is still running on the screens , the content wasn't too good but the charm of the three really caught the youth in a bandwagon ...


Well , the all actors talked about above deserve a standing ovation and a few awards , 


But for me ...

                   Ayushman Khurana was the Gem of the year , 
        Actor and a brilliant singer ... Thank you for "Paani Da Rang" ...


Vicky Sperm Donor

      Just assume there is an Award in your hand        

                  instead of you own Sperm ... ;)

Thursday, 22 November 2012

Operation X !

India , a country where justice takes 4 years to reach a man who killed Mumbai and 4 Minutes to the girl who raised a question on Mumbai Bandh ...


First of all I would like to congratulate our government for this "BRAVE" step ...

Well , What do Americans know ! ...
Going to a different country , Using technology to dodge the radar of the security systems , Killing the head of terrorism , Taking his dead body and evidence along , bury him in deep sea .. Naah , That was easy .. !!

Real shit is hanging the terrorist that was in captivation with you for four years ..


 Operation X , Sounds like a mission given to James Bond , no ? Well , it would be really difficult I can understand , I mean even Dengue couldn't kill the man .. Eating chicken is healthy after all ..

The best thing after this "accomplishment" of government is the apparent end of ..
"Name your Computer "Kasab" ..... it would never HANG" jokes ...

Justice was served , but just like "Maggi" we hoped it to be ready in 2 Minutes *Poor Us*



Kasab, The guy who killed 166 people ruthlessly ... 
Just like you go on a rampage in GTA after activating "ThugsTools" or "ProfessionalTools". 
He intended to kill thousand but ran out of ammunition .

How does a human could execute such a inhuman act ? .. Well , "Terrorism" is not a single person , the poor boy was brainwashed in the name of god and greed of money ...

Those celebrating the death of Kasab should remember ..

"We Killed a Terrorist today , Not the Terrorism"

Jokes apart , it is only the generosity of India that gave Kasab a chance to say anything in his defense ..
The punishment followed all the legal formalities , when clearly the crime was inexcusable ...
Talk about the crores we spent on his luxury living !! ..

What really is surprising is the former cricketer Imran Khan's party Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf's stand on the whole incident , They demand the execution of the death sentence given to Sarabjit ...

Its not a game where you just eliminate a person because we did yours ...
Sarabjit is being convicted and been given Death Sentence in Pakistan for terrorism charges ..
The allegations are fake enough to save the man .. He has been there for 21 years now .

Well , I appreciate the rejection of Mercy plea by Pranab Mukharji  ..
There were many sentiments related to him , the fact that he was drawing breathe only was hurting Mumbai ..

Kasab , You can hope of getting 72 Virgins but don't expect them to be Women !! 

                           Rest In Peace : To the soul of Kasab
                    May you get born in a world free of terrorism ...

Saturday, 3 November 2012

Welcome Winters .. !!

       "It's so Hot in here that Hell don't Scare Us .....
                and It's so Cool in Winters that Heaven don't scare Us .."

That is Delhi for ya ...

The season is shifting gradually , with the unwanted scorching Sun being seen as a Commando of a Rescue Operation .. 

The morning fog , the pleasant sunshine of 9 AM , The cool Breeze of 5 PM .. 
The fights at your work place or college  , a group saying turn the Fans on and others demanding the switch to be off ..

Well , The changing phase is beautiful , But soon you gonna witness an extreme chilled version of nature .




Hot Varun Delhi Winters

First and foremost , Thanks to "Ishq Wala Love" .. No , It didn't help me a fetch a gal , I am thanking on behalf of the youth , now When the fog is heavy and a Guy or Gal is walking alone they can always sing this one in their mind and have a feel of being on the sets ..

The Bathe-less Sundays .. 

The Manic Mondays *Winters are no reason , Monday is always being hated*

The dry skin , Ripped jeans being replaced by same pattern of Lips .

A reason for a Boyfriend to not shave and likewise for a girl for not wearing shorts ...


The instant friendship besides a small fireplace on streets ..



Delhi Extreme Winter

The golden hour , When the Sun shows up ...

Blaming the quilt for getting late to work ..

Fearing dog bite in the early mornings would be secondary thing , gotta avoid the frost bite first ..

The craving of Tea / Coffee in your bed more than that of your crush ..

and , yeah if Mayans are to be believed it would be the most lethal winters of all * Dec , 21 *

The wish that you'd still be a kid , when the schools announce holidays due to extreme cold ..



 
But the equalizer to all the negative points would be ...

No More Nagging from Mum to put the Bottles In Fridge !!

So Folks , 
Welcome the winter with open hearts but closed pullover , 
Take care ...  
We love you Winters ..

                               Winters : X November - X February






Sunday, 28 October 2012

Gangnam Style , Breaks Guinness ..

                                       The artist is PSY and the audience PSYCHO over it .. !!
   The viral video Gangnam Style proves that music has no language , or at least insanity travels way faster ...

The Viral Video Gangnam Style

                                   The south Korean pop star has a truck load of destiny with him ,
           The video that was only available after 15th of July , has been 'liked' in excess of 2,141,758 times ,
         making it a Guinness World Record holder for "Most Liked Video"
                                                                 in the history of YouTube .

Gangnam Style Kid
Not only PSY , The Kid in Gangnam Style also left a mark on audience . The night before the shooting PSY saw the Kid on "Koreas Got Talent" and called him up because of his "Ridiculous Moves"


                        Gangnam Style just crossed over  LMFAO's 'Party Rock Anthem' (1,574,963 likes),
                                               Justin's Bieber's 'Baby' (1,327,147 likes)
                                        and Adele's 'Rolling in the Deep' (1,245,641 likes).

PSY Gangnam Style

 "Have you seen this?!" video of the last two months across the web, it's great to be able to award a record  for this tremendously popular video. In years past it was unthinkable that something  would be viewed a hundred million times, and now "Gangnam Style" has achieved more than twice this figure in just 3 months on YouTube.' Dan Barrett's take on it (Guinness World Records Community Manager)

  Park Jae-Sang (PSY) is a Korean song-writer , rapper and a singer , It is his most popular single till date .

 Psy's 'Gangnam Style' became YouTube's most watched video, registering more than 803 million views on 25th November , 2012 ... Defeating "Baby" by Justin Beiber ...

Gangnam Style Guinness record


                         There are many Internet memes that seems promising but decompose with time ,
                 the freshness and the unique moves of PSY combined with the catchy lyrics took it further ...

        So you think you can dance ? ... Well , How to do a Gangnam Style .. In easy Steps .. Have a look ..

How Gangnam Style Dance Steps ?

                        The infection of its isn't just on a particular community , country or age group ...
                Everyone , yes even Hollywood celebrities , Cricket Players , F1 racers seems hungover ..

                                                Britney Spears and Ellen DeGeneres ... 
                      
                  After Gangnam Style , Hollywood can possibly make a "PSY : I Love You" :p ...
 

Bobby Moynihan ... Vinny Guadagnino ...  Maria Menounos and Mario Lopez ... and many more 

Indian Bollywood legend Amitabh Bachhan, SRK and Katrina Kaif also shook a leg to PSY's tunes



  Well , Human fans are a big deal but Gangnam style also has a Mutant follower .. Can't believe ?



                                  Okay , Humans and Mutants ... But Animals too ?? 


Gangnam Style Frog
A Lamb doing Gangnam Style

        
The journey from an unknown singer to the most wanted , PSY congratulations !!

Gone are the days , When you would say "Dude , Chill Out .." ... The new word on street is ....



I don't understand much , but ... HEY ... !! SEXY LADY ....

                                                        Watch the Wizard In action . 

The epic finish to the video
The epic pose with which Gangnam Style ends .
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