Increasing Rapes : Chandramuki Chautala to join Delhi Police .

Rape City , Delhi :   

"The only thing they (Delhi Police) learnt from Nirbhaya's case was to ill treat the peace protest that happen afterwards" , said a disturbed Prime Minister . * YES HE TALKED , imagine how grave the situation is * .

The reports of Rapes are coming on a regular basis , but the recent one that got the whole nation's attention was the brutality with a 5 year old girl . The kid was traumatized for as long as three days and had severe wounds in her genitals . 

A 200 ml hair oil bottle and two Candles stuffed  in her private parts .

The inglorious Police were already being criticized for not taking proper and quick action , to make it worse the Parents of the "victim" slapped even more shameful allegations on the state Police . "They offered me 2,000 Rs to hush up saying I should not make the case public and be happy that at least she is alive ." *True Story*

"I am having a Deja-vu , We would protest , They would imply Sec-144 A , Fast Track court would take the cases and ? . And nothing after a month or so again this would happen . Why can't you hang the rapist right here , right now ? ." argued 22 year old Swati .

We tried to contact the CM , Sheila Dikshit but she was not home . Maybe is busy filling the Water Cannons up or practicing a speech written by her PR person .

The Police is now pro-active , no not against the crime . The security at Rashtrapati Bhavan has been increased by many folds , they learn from the past but just wrong bits .

The PM further said , "The ACP of Gandhi Nagar has been suspended and I woud like to inform you that we have elected Chandramuki Chautala from FIR to take his place . I have seen her solve many cases , hope she could do that here also like she did in Imaan Chowki ." The reporters were quite amazed by PM , but they were happy that at least he is concerned .

Rahul Baba was soon to join the bandwagon , "ACP and Daya should also be a part of Delhi Police , Daya Kisi ko ek baar maarta hai to fir wo to direct jail mein hi jaata hai ." He was hoping for another outrage against him but seems the online world is now accustomed to his stupidity .

However , many legal experts are still backing the PM , "What Delhi needs now  is a Strong Woman who can feel the emotions of the people and act aptly , Moreover she would feel home with so many constables with broken English and a Bear Belly ."

Navjot Singh Pidu talked to Faking News , "Guru Sharam Ki Baat Hai Ye , Kya Kar Rahi hai Police ? Police Station mein baith ke IPL dekh Rahi Hai ? . Wo bhi din bhar Kahan aata Hai , Highlights bhi dekhte ho ? "  

Many satellite dish companies capitalized by introducing their Live tv recording feature with the tagline "Harworking Indians . For those who don't have time to watch TV " .

We got in touch with Woman of the moment , Chautala , 
"Bhai Yo Jo Ho Raha See Dilli Mein , Bada Galat Ho Riha Hai . Ab main aa Gayi hun , aisa Danda Chalaungi Ke Saale Sab Mardo ki akal Neeche se Jo Hai , Upar aa jayegi . Kya Kehte hai Tumhara .. Right Piiilace mein . Ha . "

The constable with her ended the conversation with , 
"Diilhi Abb Nahi Karegi Crime Sehen is the , Mom aake karengi Rapists Ki Maa-Bhen is the . "