Bharat Maa Ki ....

Jai ......

"Sone ki Chidiya , Dengue Malaria ... Gud bhi Hai Gober Bhi Bharat Mata Ki Jai" ...
Kudos to the lyricist , I mean such an apt description ....

Before I start i would like to say ... "I <3 India" ...

ok , so ......  Ever seen a Helpless Indian ? .... Rare sight no ? ...
Talk about ...  Jugaad  .... We have illiterates here but everyone has a Ph.D in this subject ...

You aren't Indian if you never add water to the Ketchup when its about to finish ...Or collected the rubber bands that comes with the morning Newspaper ...

Forget about day to day life ... See , the typical side ...

Don't have many trains to your destination ... hang on ...
Na really Hang on ... Losers wait , Not Indians ...

Need to pee ... can't find a place ...
What are walls for man ?? !!

Need a Visa ? .. Don't have proper Documents ?? ... Chill yaar ....

Hey , we have Creative Jugaads too ...
Who would have thought Webcams can be that helpful ...

   The next one is heights  ,
   If you are not an Indian , FYI his last name means Sisterfucker...
   That too not in any other language but our own mother tongue .

These are all basic levels ... just travel around you will see some high levels of the art ...




.. "Atithi Devo Bhava" ... This Sanskrit saying means "Guests are god" ....
Well , The Government just have a slight misunderstanding ... According to them it extends to "Terrorists" ..

A little moot , but i think what else could be the reason of spending Crores on a sure shot criminal who created a massacre .....

A country where kids get a degree only to follow thier dad's business ...

Politics ...

Sleeping Governance , Dog in front .

 A lot of mind scratching can be done on  "Who is more Peacefully sleeping .. The animal or the Governance"

Well its not all depressing ...

A lot of things is being said about the Cheapness of Indian people ....
Well , Laugh all you want .. But our Cheapness actually benefited the whole world .

Who else would have come up with a number having the lowest possible value ... The "0"
That actually gave us the amount we willingly spend ...


India is rich of Colors ... Get out on streets and you don't need earphones to get entertained ...
So eventful are the surroundings ...

The people are Extraaaa Caring here ...

 The beauty of Indian roads is that if the Tyre of your car gets punctured or the car door is open , at least 10 people would inform you ....

The whole country has an amazing Unity in Diversity ...

Bollywood , Cricket and the Numerous Festival ....

The passion is just phenomenon  ...

and the Weddings ?? .... The big Fat Indian Wedding where 200 other people are invited whom you've never met ... but all celebrate as if  its their own .....

If I ever meet god .. First of all I will thank him for sending me to this land mass ....
 Secondly would request for another tenure here ;)
 ....

Hoping it will prosper and be the one of a kind Developed Country with the spice of the Traditions and Culture that are long lost in the west ...

JaI Hind !!!