Life after Death : Hacked Facebook

What it is like to Lose a Facebook Account ?

The account that you had since your "Attaining-puberty" era ..
The account that you had when you got enrolled in a College ..
The account that was the first media of communication between you and your Crush ..

If you know it , you can feel my pain .. If you don't , you are lucky !!

Well , it is just like losing a Yearbook , couple of Albums and your Personal Diary all at a same time !

To be honest , 
I had plans to show my "Timeline" to my Grandchildren as a proof that I too had fun when I was at my Prime , My Young age ..

An evidence that my face wasn't wrinkled from the very start ..
A testimony that I too was funny in my era ..

Well , Seems like the plans were bending over waiting for that hacker .. 

Since I am a positive person , I made some theories to convince that Old Dying Man inside me that "Whatever God does , It is intended for Good" ..

It WAS a good morning , I slept sound .. had some beautiful dreams too .. It was Saturday after all ..
But the blood circulation rate increased suddenly when I saw a pink message box "Login Error" ..

Well , after sometime my Heart was behaving just like a typical motor , Pumping cold water instead of Warm Blood !

I tried vigorously to regain access to my account , but it was like Manmohan Singh trying to sing along with Eminem on his Karaoke ..

After some time I got stable *PS : Thanks to the inventor of BC , MC , etc *

I accepted I am officially stripped off my own Timeline !!
I was pretty sure that it isn't a friends deed , because there was no status reading "I am Gay" 

What Now ? 

Its not the end of the *social* world , The best thing about dying virtually is you can get reborn instantly ..

To a few's happiness and for many's distress , I came up with another Facebook profile ..

 

Though this time I have a little less amount of the trust factor on Mark Zuckerburg's security policies ..

The Positives ..

A fresh start , "Looks are deceptive" so are the DPs of Facebook , this time I know the persons more than their DPs so the "Friends on Facebook-Enemies in Life" ratio would be much less ..

No one can stalk the past *read Stupid* Me ..

The Negatives ..

There are some "f"riends that you really need for a well oiled Facebook mechanism , 

in simpler terms The "I will Like any Crap of Ours" friends ..

Moral 

Social life is not that important , You can still live with it ..

But , it is really nice to have a successfully organized one  ..

You can get Hacked anytime , but do take precautions ..

Don't be like ..

Kumbh Mela Ready to be Sizzled

Allahabad : The world’s number one DJ David Guetta is in talks with the Saadhu community of India to rock the Kumbh Mela of 2013 . The biggest religious gathering of the world happens once in 12 years , the devotees don’t want to take any half measures .

Petticoat Baba spoke to us , “ This is our Sunburn , This is our New Year .. When every one is going western , Why can’t we ? Moreover , an Indian DJ won’t justify the auspiciousness of the moment . ”

Earlier , Honey Singh was into consideration but following the controversies he has created the Saadhu committee played safe with David Guetta . “ I will miss Dope Shope and Brown Rang but Bechaara Honey Singh phasa hua hai , Chalo suna hai ye Gutta bhi aacha baja leta hai ” a Senior Saadhu expressed his reaction on the fuzz .

 Sources have confirmed that Snoop Dogg is the surprise element , The singer kept his participation a secret as instructed by the Saadhus . The truth came out when the Agohri Babas were seen enjoying with him during the Shahi Snaan. He will be performing on the closing ceremony of the Kumbh Mela .

 
Well , we hope the holy Sangam brings happiness to all the devotees .  

*Fake Sources

Fear among Masses as Bigg Boss Nears End ..

The New Year isn’t pretty for all , 
Many people are worried about ending of the reality show Bigg Boss on Colors TV .... 
No , not the Fans of the show ..

The fact that the inmates are gonna be exposed out in the world with them is haunting the mass . 

“I have moved out of my apartment , fearing an any time eviction of Rajiv” Riya Sharma , a 35 Year old divorcee neighbor of the contestant gave the statement in a hurry running down the stairs. Most of the female acquaintance have already downloaded the "Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko Nibhana" song as a preventive measure . 

Sana Khan’s close friends are fearing the Bollywood bachelors and the Bhais of Mumbai following her over popularity .. The female friends of Sana are also being looked suspiciously after the former's coziness with ex-contestant Aashka Goradiya ...

While , The teachers of St. Mary School have decided to boycott the next Parent Teacher Meet as Urvashi Dholakia is seen getting aggressive when her children are being talked about .

The political parties are also seeing a glimpse of Niketan as a next PM due to the staggering similarities of his speech personality with Manmohan Singh and is considering him a strong competitor. On Jantar mantar , Arvind Kejriwal's new allegation termed this as a Government conspiracy to justify keeping mum on every issue through the reality show .

The party goers are also terrified of bumping into Imam and having an argument , most of the nightclubs have restricted the entry of men with wigs for precaution ...

However , not all the people are nervous . 

The Hijra Community of Mumbai expressed excitement to greet Rajiv Paul and give him a piece of their mind *and other parts also* on the positive side all the middle aged divorced men have got their hopes up and are looking for his tutorials for netting a 23 year old girl .

Meanwhile , Cartoon Network has also sparked the discussion of making a sequel to Tom and Jerry by casting Rajiv Paul and Imam Siddique .

NASA is expected to contact Imam following the regular complaints of Astronauts regarding the lack of entertainment in Space , Although the Indian scientist rubbished the reasoning of NASA saying "Probably they have found aliens and are hoping Imam can interact with them" ....

Also several medical institutes have shown interest in conducting research on the mind of Mr. Entertainment , If at all it is found .

Unlike most of the people , PM remained unperturbed as usual , in his press conference Manmohan Singh said, “I am not at all upset , In fact I am excited about the next season of Na Bole Tum Na Maine Kuch Kaha , Theek Hai ?”

*According to *fake* Sources